hkirkh:

Water jet cutting an apple in half

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  • stephen sondheim: Lawyer's rather nice, if it's for a price, order something else, though, to follow, since no one should swallow it twice!
  • me: OH MY GOD THAT"S WORDPLAY AND THEY'RE EATING PEOPLE AND LAWYER JOKES
  • stephen sondheim: then you career from career to career
  • me: HOW DID HE DO THE THING WITH THE SAME WORD WITH DIFFERENT MEANINGS
  • stephen sondheim: the woods are just trees, the trees are just wood
  • me: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THAT IS SO FUCKING TRUE HOLY SHIT

akailv:

Why aren’t more people watching this show?

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darnell5000:

When that one ho that ain’t in your crew jump in the group shot

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inquisitorwren:

Mass effect is great if you’re secure enough in your sexuality to recognize you’re attracted to space crickets, space salamanders, space frogs, and literally everything in between.

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noizaooba:

do u have that one person who you kinda just 

im so happy youre alive i dont care that youre miles and miles away i just love you a lot and care for you so much

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blackdenimjeans:

I haven’t posted a selfie in a while but I still am very cute just to keep you updated

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Title: Si Puedes Perdonar Artist: The Book of Life OST 2,852 plays

orchid-bud:

Si Puedes Perdonar (Spanish version of The Apology Song) from The Book of Life OST

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shotaadmiral:

tokenduelist:

Please just click this omg

"THIS IS GOING TO SUCK!"

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kyousakura:

HORROR MOVIE ADS ON YOUTUBE THAT U CANT SKIP

image

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rlmjob:

okay but this one is all too real

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so someone gave me mod priveleges on r/gamergate

tiqachu:

thewomanfromitaly:

savagelyaverage:

tetra-cube:

http://www.reddit.com/r/gamergate/ this is what I did

legendary

CLICK ON EVERYTHING I CAN’T STOP MAKING NOISES

IT HURTS TO LAUGH AND I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHE.

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